Dogs are Better than Kids?

Eleven reasons that dogs are better than kids:

They eat less.
Don't ask for money all the time.
They are easier to train.
They usually come when called.
They never drive your car.
They don't hang out with drug-using friends.
They don't smoke or drink.
You don't need to worry about having to buy the latest fashions.
They don't wear your clothes.
They don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
And if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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